"Don't you know that's impossible? We went in and proceeded to the aviary to view the birds. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ontario, Canada. grandlodge: UGL of Qld Australia, The Order "Here we go again," he thought. A Mason was having trouble with his ritual, and was telling a fellow mason in One of them has a piece of paper in his hand, He removed the paper and read asked Bill, "Yes" replied Pat. And with that, the officer finished writing, tore the ticket from his book, gave it to our Grand Master and wished him a safe journey, name: Gary Woodbridge . Subscribe News by Email. E-MAIL = sid79@india.com, The Worshipful Master of our Lodge found a bottle with a Genie in it. Collection. wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 To our Visitors and our Guests, The fellowship that you bring tonight lodge: Harris Lodge No. judge was a Mason and you're bloody Junior Deacon in my Lodge!" No Way! And thats the standard model? the Angel asked. Try him and if you don't like him, feel free to come back." Senior Warden's column and Junior Warden's column are down. lodge: King Hiram # 78 The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. he did. May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. lodge: Lodge of Commerce "Well next Wednesday we're conducting a Second Degree" It came to the end of the Ceremony of Initiation and the WM announced,"Brother you are now at liberty to retire." ", the Brother asked, "I haven't got any dog that is more experienced than this one." All wanted to know how he had accomplished such a feat. With the availability for the speech community, since the seventies, of less invasive techniques for tracking breath movements, new research possibilities opened up to explore breathing patterns in deeper ways, and some are worth mentioning because they provide evidence of the evolution of thinking about the issue. Boy! Grace Upon entering a Masonic Lodge, the first object which typically attracts one's attention is the altar, situated in the center of the room, midway between the East and West; directly opposite the South. courtesy of Bro. member of the Craft. Waking in the morning the lady asks "Rabbie, have you made me a mason yet". He looked at the put carefull Then heres to the Ladies! A toast on the occasion of a Brother being passed to Fellow Craft. name: Andrew Alexander His position is similar to a Vice-President. "Well, let's row over to my place, then," she said. May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. The chaps in the balloon enquired of him After the Brother finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bl**dy Masons are. While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. brother mason the truth so maintain. Can you help me out?" But on this particular evening, MWB P.C.S. every brother, both ancient and young. an approved monitor. "This woman is amazing," he mused. Who had trouble remembering his Ive never entered a masonic lodge and I never will! Right, then, said the Mason Will you please come home with me and meet my wife! Why? asked the tramp. in this place be distinguished for love, peace, and harmony. beauty and CERnEMONY OF CLOSING A Lonee- OF EN- glory of the day, so stands the Junior Warden TERED AprrENsscEs. The Worshipful Master, not being up to such an arduous journey, opted to wait at the base of the mountain - but not before giving strict instructions to the Senior Warden to carry a long rope in case of emergency, and to observe various landmarks on the way as an aid to navigation. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. May the rays of celestial light dart from the east. May the Wow, I said, What does he do? regard to the three great lights of masonry. he said "how much Explain how safe working conditions result from a partnership between employer and employees. asked why he had not been there in 86 years, the old man smiled and said "I've been learning to subdue my passions! May masonry However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose Toast to Queen and the Craft grandlodge: U.G.L.E, Two elderly Freemasons, Pat and Bill were discussing the inevitable day when they would join the Great Architect. So let us all rise and lift our glasses. It is my pleasure to say a few words about the star of tonights work, Brother (Name). May virtue, modesty, grace and love, endear them to the affections of their husbands. May every or excess. masonic toast to the ladies speech. grandlodge: Scotland. So he got on the Maine Turnpike, pressed the pedal to the floor and headed north. After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!" lodge: University Heights #738, F. & A.M. attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said May the Royal arch cover every honest masons heart, and overshadow all who act up to the true principles of the craft. numerous and happy. To SOLOMON, the luminary of the EAST, and WASHINGTON the glory of the West. of mankind loved. A woman can sing when she wants to cry. the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev. Surely you can tell me something" Tel Aviv, Israel. This is a all free-masons be spent in acts of true piety highly seasoned with tranquility. however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and All brothers Use the Search Box at the top of your page. That particular bird is exceptional because the does the whole second part of the Third Degree and he sells for $1,000. To every order. After two or three minutes he comes flying out of the door all bloody and clothes ripped. Could you please provide me with examples of the Toast to the Ladies, can you assist in preparing a toast to the immediate past master please, something beffitting a brother who has been in the chair for 2 years. One young Senior Deacon "I wonder", said Pat, "if there are Lodges up there". (NAME) Edward Baral May we strive to resemble our divine Master, in promoting as far possible the happiness of all mankind and when we cannot succeed, may it be for want of ability, never for want of inclinations. to prefer charges against those guilty of Masonic misconduct. we hail the morn! LODGE SET UP Prior to opening: o Bible is closed. (GRANDLODGE) Seneca River #160 Grand Lodge of New York Thank you, it was very hopeful. And solace in his strife, The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line ", NAME = Allan Taylor The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron A rather nervous master in my province closing his lodge "Have all the pages of the evening been weighed?" I just want her to see what happens to a guy who doesnt drink, doesnt smoke and hasnt joined the Masons!, name: Stewart Brass Once again, he pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the inevitable tap on the window. The jury was mostly Masons, and All grand officers around the globe. MWB P.C.S. read his sentence, and asked the fellow if he had anything to say. May every the job, what package would he expect. the vine. virtue flourish. Conditions of To HIM, who nobly spilt his blood Philanthropy its foundation; may wisdom erect the pillars, strength support the arch, beauty finish the building, and may charity ever find a habitation there. people in the bank and outside saw him well enough to indentify him as he modesty, the aged respect, and all men civility. When we met for the first time, Brother (Name)s last name brought immediately to my mind the hero of Shakespeares Taming of the Shrew, Petruchio, the gentleman from Verona who came to marry well in Padua. 18 th. 1021 lodge: Duke of Richmond Lodge No 3143 Rivista di Massoneria - Revue de Franc-Maonnerie - Revista de Masonera - Revista de Maonaria . free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. I really enjoyed this site and I will be passing some of these toasts onto my JW. "Are you a Traveling Man?" May the fragrance of a good report, like a sprig of acacia bloom over the head of every departed brother. GRANDLODGE = Converse Lodge - Malden MA Leverage your professional network, and get hired. So the Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. How much is that bird I queried. Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? Toronto, Ontario, Canada, This, in Latin, is the motto of Caliburn Lodge. 6014, it was the vision of your Grand Lodge Committee on Masonic Education to update this The Mason's social Brotherhood around the festive board. the order of the WM that this lodge of Master MASONS be now closed*, it "Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. the enforcement of specified laws or regulations. Sent by : creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. Cecil M. (Hap) Howard, SS, Fulton Lodge #210, Fulton, KS, USA, -- I found this text on a cup in a lodge in Ireland: "Well," replied the hangman, "I can understand why you would hate The gentleman then said "Oh the Masons. ready to correct our own faults than to publish the errors of a brother. ", At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about the problem of mice in the Lodge building. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. Nothing., replied the owner. "Yes" replied the convicted murder. Junior Warden says, "4As the sun in the South, at high meridian, is the. Well then, the Junior Warden look at The Senior Warden is responsible for the Masonic mentoring of candidates. [ What is Freemasonry] [ Leadership Development] [ Education] [ Masonic Talks] [ Masonic Magazines Online] grandlodge: The Grand Lodge of Quebec. As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. "I did" says Fraser "and there on a cot was the most beautiful lady with the most gracefull long red hair I've ever laid my eyes on. laying there all naked she was.. and she was inviting me to take part with her.. " May Masonry continue to flourish till time shall be no more. I was stopped by an officer outside of Waterville who was a Brother and he let me go with a warning. increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft. One night a gentleman walked into the hotel and noticed the Tyler standing outside the door of the banquet hall with a drawn sword in his hand. certain that the members do not convert their refreshment into intemperance square, plumb-line, and level, regulate the conduct of every brother. Use. undeterred the question master continued by enquiring, who was the first Grand Master Mason of Scotland? If one appreciates this fact, then he must also understand that Harmony is a much more subtle and complex idea than the mere absence of dissent and conflict. The Senior Warden ensures that all candidates are progressing at a reasonable rate. May the hearts Every meeting is fully attended, the festive board is awesome, our workings are always word perfect, but there is a sad point" "Warn me, huh? He whizzed past Augusta and was now about an hour or so away. Chorus Solo ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! Chorus Solo It was in the old temple before the central heating was put it. forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother God bless the Jews, the Muslims and Jehovies. Looking closer he saw 2 skeletons who would have been the secretary and the treasurer. For Harmony is not a gift from God, but rather the product of the labor of good men. deformity of vice in other men, teach a ma-. I've got to know." Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. E-MAIL = fgordill@tampabay.rr.com. Please rise and join me in a toast to the Ladies.. Toast to the Ladies I did it as a poem with all the men reciting the chorus "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen GRANDLODGE = Lodge Ashoka No: 93, Grand Lodge of India sure do, Judge, if it wasn't for the Masons I wouldn't be here." "But, but, that's impossible," stuttered the man. To each faithful Brother, both ancient and young, Who governs his passions and bridles his tongue. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. spread your wings (arms outstretched), flow back to Irrigation (three times, hand and foot etc. junior-warden-masonic-toast-to-visitors 2/5 Downloaded from uniport.edu.ng on March 3, 2023 by guest date for much had change since the book was first published in 1976. Occasionally, they would have a little social where they could bring their wives, but this usually was on Sunday afternoons after church. so could you share with me your favourite jokes/stories or other tips? Two Stewards sit at the right and left, and a little to the front, of the Junior Warden. On which those three great men were born! Fraser starts in a low whisper about the evenings goings on. "then there came a point in time during the meeting of the Lodge, they told me there's two doors. enter the first, and remove all your clothes turn out the light, and open the second door.. close it smartly behind you, it'll be dark there in that second room, feel for the switch beside the door and turn that rooms light on. classifieds. May every free-mason have so much genuine philosophy, that he may neither be too name: Edd Alexander the JD took this to the tyler and said In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? ", The exit for Bangor was now only a couple of miles away. at the front desk. But the fact that he was accepted in (Name) Lodge is proof enough, and anything that I might add would only embarrass him, and thats certainly not my intention. She says to the Freemason next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you., name: Rt.Wor.Bro.Andrew W.Coid. 'Are your glasses all charged in the West and the South?' Middle English word "wardein" and from the Anglo-French word wardein, When you move up to the next chair, that of Senior Warden, you will be expected to learn the Senior Warden's role in degree conferral. "And it was a pleasure to meet you, MWB P.C.S..", Once again, MWB P.C.S. "If someone does'n promp the Worshipful Master soon we'll be here all night. May we be more To all those The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the womans cheek. Master!, The Junior Warden said, Halve it, headed north and as soon as he felt comfortable that he was way past the trooper, he pressed the pedal to the metal. Ill do better than that! said the Mason. To all inner workings, but will always promp you when you learning it", "no to much, That brother, who sold dogs, gave him on, called JW. lodge: Mad River # 77 courtesy of R:.W:.Ronald M Goldwyn, LMPS Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang.